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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3385523" data-attributes="member: 14320">Three DoctorsThree doctors were discussing the worst thing that had ever happenedto them as doctors. The first said that he was in the war and a soldierwas shot across the stomach which caused his intestines to fall out onthe ground. He had to put them back in on the battlefield.The second doctor told about that the time when his waiting room was fullof patients and a woman had a miscarriage in the waiting room. This causeda lot of the waiting people to get sick and throw up. As you can imagine,this caused quite a mess and a terrible odor.The third doctor said, "Yes those were bad, but wait until you hear mystory." "I got a call out to a rural area where there were littlesanitation facilities. When I arrived there was a huge ("I mean HUGE")woman who was suffering a bad case of blood poisoning. This was causedby a huge boil between her anus and vagina.""I knew that if I did not get the core out of that boil, she may die.""I wasn't prepared with the proper instruments, so I knew I would haveto suck it out to save her life!""I had to make a decision as which way to face when I did it." "Knowingthat she had not had a shower in quite some time, I figured that puttingmy nose to the rear would be the least offensive." ("At least this gotwiped once in a while") "I did this. and just as I started to suck, shefarted and I swallowed the core from that damn boil!"~~~~~~~~The Italian says, "When I've a finisheda makina da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats a 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy".The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy".The Aussie says, "Mate, that's nothin. When I've finished shaggin me sheila, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe me "old mate" on the curtains. And MATE ..... She hits the fucking! roof !!!"</blockquote>

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