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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3384001" data-attributes="member: 14320">Q. What is a Redneck's defense in court?A. "Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."Q. What do they call "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?A. A documentary.Q. What do they call it in Kentucky?A. "Life Styles of the Rich and Famous."Q. How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum?A. Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.Q. Why did God invent armadillos?A. So that rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell.Q. How do you know if a redneck is married?A. There's chewing tobacco stains on both sides of the truck.Q. What is the definition of cowboy foreplay?A. Git in the truck, bitch.Q. What do you call a redneck that does not have sex with his sister?A. An only child.•••••••••It was a very hot, steamy July day in Minnesota. Helga, a hard workingNorwegian woman, had just hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in theoven,then went down the street to pick up some dry cleaning."Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down MainStreet.She passed by a tavern. As the cool air rushed out through the opendoorway,Helga thought, "Vy nodt?" So she walked in and took a seat at the bar.The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink."Ya know," Helga said,"it is so hot, I tink I'll have myself zee coldbeer."The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?" Helga blushed and replied "Vellfine,tanks, und how's yer pecker?"</blockquote>

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