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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3374988" data-attributes="member: 14320">Little Johnny is sitting on the front porch steps, and his 17-year-oldsister is sitting in the swing in a dress with no panties. She noticesJohnny trying to get a look up her dress so she picks up her knees andspreads her legs and asked "Johnny, what do you think about my WILDCAT?"Johnny looks up, stares all bug-eyed and replies, "That's a meanmotherfucker, sis!"Sis asks, "Why do you think he's mean?"Johnny says, "Just look at him, sis, he's got blood in one eye and shit inthe other!"o*o*o*o*o*After 29 yrs of marriage,...a woman decided she needed to do somethingto spice up her marriage.She went out and bought a pair of crotchless panties, ....put them on,...walked up to her husband and said,..."Do you want some of this?"He replied, "Hell No... Look what it did to those panties!"o*o*o*o*o*The farmer's neglected wife steps behind the barn and sees the younghired hand taking a piss. She stares in disbelief at his hugeapparatus and say, "Boy, I'd sure like to have some of THAT!"He says, "Well, you'd best run get you a cup. I'm 'bout through."o*o*o*o*o*She looked so fair, in the midnight air,With the wind blowing up her nightie...Her tits hung loose, like the balls of a moose,Jesus Christ Almighty...The nipples on her tits were as big as my thumb,The wiggle of her ass could make a dead man come,She sucks like a vacuum, and she's real fucking dumb,She's the girl for me.</blockquote>

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