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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3341274" data-attributes="member: 14320">Murphy's Laws On Sex1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you,the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.2. Nothing improves with age.3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it'soffered take it,because it'll never be quite the same again.4. Sex has no calories.5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causesthe most amount of trouble.6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% whatpeople think you've got.8. No sex with anyone in the same office.9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inchesyou are going to get or how long it is going to last.10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts andminds will follow.12. Virginity can be cured.13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, sheusually stops listening to him.14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.15. The qualities that most attract a woman to aman are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.********Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous faceBless his hair that tends to curlKeep him safe from all the girlsBless his arms that are so strongKeep his hands where they belongBless his dick, the one i suckedBless the bed, in which we fuckedAnd if my Mom happened to walk inBless the shit I'd be in.</blockquote>

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