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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3222403" data-attributes="member: 14320">A guy walks into a bar, and after a while the bartender starts griping. "You see this little figurine I whittled? I made it myself. But they don't call me 'Joe the wood carver.' And you see that big swordfish on the wall? Caught that one myself. But they don't call me 'Joe the fish catcher.' Hell, they don't even call me 'Joe the Bartender.' BUT YOU FUCK ONE KID . . ."_____What's the best part about fucking a six-year-old girl?When you're done, you can turn her over and pretend you're fucking a six-year-old boy!_____A sex researcher is interviewing men about what they do with their other hand when they masturbate. Three subjects are in the room. He asks the first man, who replies: "I hold a porno mag."The second says: "I hold a computer mouse to browse porn on the net."The third says: "I hold a sponge."The researcher, startled, says: "why a sponge?""Well, I've got to use something to bathe the kids."_____One day the parents of an eleven-year-old boy and his ten-year-old sister leave them alone together in the house. The two kids begin talking about "it," and pretty soon they decide to try doing "it" with each other. After they're done, the boy says: "Wow, you're even better than Mom!""I know," says the girl, "that's what Dad says too."_____A young girl goes to her father and says: "Dad, can I go to the prom?" He leers at her and says: "Sure, but you have to suck my dick first."Well, the girl really wants to go to the prom, so reluctantly she pulls down his zipper and begins sucking. After a while, she looks up at him and says: "Dad, your dick tastes like shit!"He says, "I know. Your brother wanted to go too!"_____A man goes into a pharmacy. He says to the druggist: "I need some birth control for my eleven-year-old daughter.""Is your little girl sexually active?" asks the druggist."Nah, she just lays there like her mother."_____Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase. He asks her what's up.She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that you're a pedophile and I should leave you!"Says he: "Wow, you're pretty smart for an eleven year old."_____</blockquote>