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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3169849" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Virgin Men/Married Men Should read</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p>When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.</p><p>_________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p></p><p>After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.</p><p>__________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p></p><p>By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates</p><p>___________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p></p><p>Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.</p><p>___________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p></p><p>The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?</p><p>___________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p></p><p>I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.</p><p>___________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p></p><p>'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'</p><p>___________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p></p><p>'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'</p><p>____________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p></p><p>'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'</p><p>________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming</p><p>1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,</p><p>2. Whenever you're right, shut up.</p><p>__________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p></p><p>The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday</p><p>is to forget it once...</p><p>___________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p></p><p>You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.</p><p>_________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p></p><p>My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.</p><p></p><p>__________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p></p><p>A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.</p><p>__________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p></p><p>A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'</p><p>__________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p></p><p>First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'</p><p>Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3169849, member: 14320"] [B]Virgin Men/Married Men Should read [/B] When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. _________________________________________________________ After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. __________________________________________________________ By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates ___________________________________________________________ Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. ___________________________________________________________ The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want? ___________________________________________________________ I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ___________________________________________________________ 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' ___________________________________________________________ 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' ____________________________________________________________ 'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' ________________________________________________________ Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. __________________________________________________________ The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... ___________________________________________________________ You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. _________________________________________________________ My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. __________________________________________________________ A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. __________________________________________________________ A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' __________________________________________________________ First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' [/QUOTE]
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