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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3056239" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Mother Fucker</strong></p><p></p><p>In a first grade class on the first day of school, the teacher wanted to</p><p>get to know all the students, so she had them all stand up and say their names.</p><p>A little boy stood up and said that his name was "Mother Fucker."</p><p>"Excuse me?" asked the incredulous teacher.</p><p>"That's right ho, my name be Mother Fucker."</p><p>"Well listen here," said the teacher, "this may be the</p><p>first day of school, and you may think you can use foul language to get</p><p>attention, but I can assure you that I won't tolerate it. Now, tell me</p><p>your real name right now or I will send you straight to the principal's</p><p>office."</p><p>The black boy replied, "Look bitch, I said my name be Mother</p><p>Fucker, and I mean ta tell ya, it be Mother Fucker!"</p><p>"Well, that's it!</p><p>Get out of my classroom right now!" The boy headed for the door and when he got there he turned to his twin brother who was also in the classroom and said, "Come on, Fuck Face, the bitch ain't gonna believe you either."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3056239, member: 14320"] [B]Mother Fucker[/B] In a first grade class on the first day of school, the teacher wanted to get to know all the students, so she had them all stand up and say their names. A little boy stood up and said that his name was "Mother Fucker." "Excuse me?" asked the incredulous teacher. "That's right ho, my name be Mother Fucker." "Well listen here," said the teacher, "this may be the first day of school, and you may think you can use foul language to get attention, but I can assure you that I won't tolerate it. Now, tell me your real name right now or I will send you straight to the principal's office." The black boy replied, "Look bitch, I said my name be Mother Fucker, and I mean ta tell ya, it be Mother Fucker!" "Well, that's it! Get out of my classroom right now!" The boy headed for the door and when he got there he turned to his twin brother who was also in the classroom and said, "Come on, Fuck Face, the bitch ain't gonna believe you either." [/QUOTE]
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