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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3022623" data-attributes="member: 14320">Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in painon the ground?A. Shoot him again.Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.Q. Why do little boys whine?A. Because they're practicing to be men.Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolvearound him. OR Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen tohim brag about the screwing part.Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?A. Trustworthy. (Could be a Michael Jackson joke)Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath andcalling your name?A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?A. To stop the snoring before it starts.Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.Q: What is the difference between men and women?A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?A. He thought it was a delivery service.Q. Hear about Michael Jackson's new hit single?A. The boy in jeans is not my lover.Q: How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?A: Easy...You call them up and tell them you can't come.</blockquote>

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