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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064659514" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Asian Women</p><p></p><p>Asian women have always been exotic. Two guys were arguing about the</p><p>correct orientation of Japanese women's sex organs. One said that</p><p>Japanese women have theirs going from side to side, while the other said</p><p>it goes vertical just like everybody else. The argument went on like</p><p>this for hours until they decided to settle it once and for all by going</p><p>to another friend who has a Japanese wife. Surely, he should know!</p><p></p><p>After being told the subject of the argument, the friend quickly said,</p><p>"Vertical, just like everybody else, and I'll prove it!"</p><p></p><p>Although suspecting that the duo would just feast their eyes</p><p>on his wife's pussy, he called his wife anyway, and she appeared from</p><p>the second-floor bedroom.</p><p></p><p>"Honey, take off your panties and slide down the banister"</p><p></p><p>Like a good, obedient wife, she obliged and mounted the banister. On the</p><p>way down, there was a long screeeeeech, and she landed on the floor.</p><p></p><p>"See? Didn't I tell you guys that its vertical just like everybody</p><p>else?"</p><p></p><p>The two scratched their heads in wonder. What did that</p><p>prove?</p><p></p><p>"If it were horizontal, the sound would have been, blub,</p><p>blub, blub, blub..."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms. When</p><p>she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair. The man shouted. . .</p><p></p><p>. . . "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there.</p><p></p><p>The prostitute snapped back,</p><p></p><p>"What do you want to do, knit or screw?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064659514, member: 14320"] Asian Women Asian women have always been exotic. Two guys were arguing about the correct orientation of Japanese women's sex organs. One said that Japanese women have theirs going from side to side, while the other said it goes vertical just like everybody else. The argument went on like this for hours until they decided to settle it once and for all by going to another friend who has a Japanese wife. Surely, he should know! After being told the subject of the argument, the friend quickly said, "Vertical, just like everybody else, and I'll prove it!" Although suspecting that the duo would just feast their eyes on his wife's pussy, he called his wife anyway, and she appeared from the second-floor bedroom. "Honey, take off your panties and slide down the banister" Like a good, obedient wife, she obliged and mounted the banister. On the way down, there was a long screeeeeech, and she landed on the floor. "See? Didn't I tell you guys that its vertical just like everybody else?" The two scratched their heads in wonder. What did that prove? "If it were horizontal, the sound would have been, blub, blub, blub, blub..." ===== A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms. When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair. The man shouted. . . . . . "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there. The prostitute snapped back, "What do you want to do, knit or screw?" [/QUOTE]
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