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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064658465" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>By The Side Of The Road</p><p></p><p>Joe pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed </p><p>Kevin where he'd first had sex.</p><p></p><p>"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day </p><p>plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much </p><p>in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," </p><p>Joe recalled. </p><p></p><p>"That sounds wonderful," said Kevin.</p><p></p><p>"Yes. It was ok until I looked up and noticed her mother </p><p>was standing right there watching us."</p><p></p><p>"Oh my God!!! What did her mother say when she saw you making </p><p>love to her daughter?".....</p><p></p><p>"Baaaaaaa.....Baaaaaaa" said Joe.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?</p><p>A: Marriage.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?</p><p>A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load into it.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do mathematicians describe the shape of a woman's pussy?</p><p>A: Cuntindicular.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064658465, member: 14320"] By The Side Of The Road Joe pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Kevin where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Joe recalled. "That sounds wonderful," said Kevin. "Yes. It was ok until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us." "Oh my God!!! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"..... "Baaaaaaa.....Baaaaaaa" said Joe. ===== Q: What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist? A: Marriage. Q: What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load into it. Q: How do mathematicians describe the shape of a woman's pussy? A: Cuntindicular. [/QUOTE]
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