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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064657120" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>The Good, Bad & Ugly</p><p></p><p>Good: Your wife is pregnant. </p><p>Bad: It's triplets </p><p>Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago </p><p>************** </p><p>Good: Your wife's not talking to you</p><p>Bad: She wants a divorce</p><p>Ugly: She's a lawyer</p><p>************* </p><p>Good: Your son is finally maturing </p><p>Bad: He's involved with the woman next door</p><p>Ugly: So are you </p><p>************** </p><p>Good: Your son studies a lot in his room</p><p>Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there </p><p>Ugly: You're in them </p><p>*************** </p><p>Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids </p><p>Bad: You can't find your birth control pills </p><p>Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them </p><p>************** </p><p>Good: Your husband understands fashion </p><p>Bad: He's a cross-dresser </p><p>Ugly: He looks better than you </p><p>***************** </p><p>Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter </p><p>Bad: She keeps interrupting </p><p>Ugly: With corrections</p><p>*************** </p><p>Good: The postman's early </p><p>Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun</p><p>Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas </p><p>*************** </p><p>Good: Your son is ****** someone new </p><p>Bad: It's another man </p><p>Ugly: He's your best friend</p><p>************** </p><p>Good: Your daughter got a new job </p><p>Bad: As a hooker </p><p>Ugly: Your workmates are her best clients</p><p>Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do</p><p>=====</p><p>What's this?</p><p></p><p>"Give it here!"</p><p>"NO, IT'S MINE!"</p><p>"I said let me have it!"</p><p>"NO! IT'S MY TURN!"</p><p>"Come on! Give it to me!"</p><p>"NO WAY!"</p><p></p><p>Siamese twins whacking off.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064657120, member: 14320"] The Good, Bad & Ugly Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago ************** Good: Your wife's not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Ugly: She's a lawyer ************* Good: Your son is finally maturing Bad: He's involved with the woman next door Ugly: So are you ************** Good: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there Ugly: You're in them *************** Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: You can't find your birth control pills Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them ************** Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He's a cross-dresser Ugly: He looks better than you ***************** Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter Bad: She keeps interrupting Ugly: With corrections *************** Good: The postman's early Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas *************** Good: Your son is ****** someone new Bad: It's another man Ugly: He's your best friend ************** Good: Your daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker Ugly: Your workmates are her best clients Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do ===== What's this? "Give it here!" "NO, IT'S MINE!" "I said let me have it!" "NO! IT'S MY TURN!" "Come on! Give it to me!" "NO WAY!" Siamese twins whacking off. [/QUOTE]
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