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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064656623" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Twins On A Date</p><p></p><p>Jim Bob and Julie Sue were twins who couldn't find dates to the prom.</p><p>So Julie Sue asked Jim Bob to go with her.</p><p></p><p>Jim Bob said, "No, you're my sister, that's gross."</p><p></p><p>Julie Sue said, "Come on. Promise me if you can't find another date,</p><p>you'll take me." So Jim Bob said okay.</p><p></p><p>Well, Jim Bob couldn't find a date so he went with Julie Sue. They</p><p>were just standing by the punch bowl, and Julie Sue asked Jim Bob to</p><p>dance.</p><p>Jim Bob said, "No, you're my sister, that's gross."</p><p></p><p>Julie Sue said, "Come on. It'll be fun."</p><p></p><p>So Jim Bob said okay, and they had a great time. After the dance,</p><p>Julie Sue asked Jim Bob to take her to Makeout Hill.</p><p></p><p>Jim Bob said, "No, you're my sister, It would be gross."</p><p></p><p>Julie Sue said, "We'll just talk, we don't talk anymore."</p><p></p><p>So Jim Bob said okay. They were at Makeout Hill talking, when Julie</p><p>Sue moved to the backseat.</p><p></p><p>Julie Sue said, "Come on, Jim Bob, take me."</p><p></p><p>Jim Bob didn't argue.</p><p></p><p>When he moved on top of her, Julie Sue murmured, "You're a lot bigger</p><p>than dad."</p><p></p><p>Jim Bob said back, "I know. Mom told me last night."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p>There are many ways to say I love you, but fucking is the fastest. As</p><p>whispered to me by a very naughty lady</p><p></p><p>What drives a lesbian up the wall?</p><p>A crack in the ceiling. </p><p></p><p>A genius is any man who can adjust the thermostat to please his wife.</p><p></p><p>Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?</p><p>To avoid the draft.</p><p></p><p>Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two </p><p>hours?</p><p>Because the can said "concentrate" on it.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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