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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064650461" data-attributes="member: 14320">No Arms, No LegsA very good looking guy is walking down the beach and hesees a woman with no arms or legs, just "sitting" there.As he approaches her, he notices that she is crying hereyes out. He bends down and asks "why are you crying?"She replies, "I've never been deeply kissed, would youkiss me?"So he thinks for a second and then bends down, gives her adeep kiss and starts to walk away again. But then shestarts bawling and crying even louder. He turns and askswhy she's crying this time. She looks at him wantonlyand says, "I've never been fucked before."So he thinks for another second, walks over to her,bends down and picks her up, and chucks her into theocean, and says, "Well, you're fucked now."=====A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers: "I can lick any man inthe place!"The nearest customer looks him up and down, then says: "Crude, butdirect. Tell me, is this your first time in a gay bar?"</blockquote>

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