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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064641435" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Battle Of The Sexes</p><p>(Part 2)</p><p></p><p>Things NOT to say to a naked woman...</p><p>*Cool, I've never been to the Grand Canyon.</p><p>*How many storage boxes can you fit in there?!</p><p>*You must be very experienced.</p><p>*Remember, you said this was a freebie...right?</p><p>*Wait, let me get a board and rope so I don't fall in.</p><p>*I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it.</p><p>*Why do you wear a bra when you've already got a belt.</p><p>*Would you mind rolling around in this flour.</p><p>*I heard carpenters dream about you.</p><p>*So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.</p><p>*Look....I can get my whole arm in.</p><p>*It's a good thing you have so many other talents.</p><p>*Is that an optical illusion?</p><p>*If I look right at it I feel like I'm falling in.</p><p>*Would you mind wearing a paper sack on your head?</p><p>*Do you mind if I wear one too...in case yours falls off?</p><p>*Jeez...What ya got up there, dead fish?</p><p>*I heard you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.</p><p>*Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?</p><p>*I've been wondering all night what that smell was.</p><p>*Maybe if I get really wasted I wont mind your body.</p><p>*You know they have surgery to fix that.</p><p>*Everybody down at the bar said you were good.</p><p>*Oh, that's why they call it a Wonderbra, it makes those lines go away.</p><p>*Huh? They told me your name was Jezebel.</p><p>*I expect a good time, at least, the bathroom wall said so.</p><p>*You're not as ugly as people claim, not quite anyway.</p><p>*You're not 'that' fat.</p><p>*I see why everyone said, with you, it's better with the lights out.</p><p>*Wow, you like it the same way your little sister does.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064641435, member: 14320"] Battle Of The Sexes (Part 2) Things NOT to say to a naked woman... *Cool, I've never been to the Grand Canyon. *How many storage boxes can you fit in there?! *You must be very experienced. *Remember, you said this was a freebie...right? *Wait, let me get a board and rope so I don't fall in. *I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it. *Why do you wear a bra when you've already got a belt. *Would you mind rolling around in this flour. *I heard carpenters dream about you. *So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. *Look....I can get my whole arm in. *It's a good thing you have so many other talents. *Is that an optical illusion? *If I look right at it I feel like I'm falling in. *Would you mind wearing a paper sack on your head? *Do you mind if I wear one too...in case yours falls off? *Jeez...What ya got up there, dead fish? *I heard you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. *Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow? *I've been wondering all night what that smell was. *Maybe if I get really wasted I wont mind your body. *You know they have surgery to fix that. *Everybody down at the bar said you were good. *Oh, that's why they call it a Wonderbra, it makes those lines go away. *Huh? They told me your name was Jezebel. *I expect a good time, at least, the bathroom wall said so. *You're not as ugly as people claim, not quite anyway. *You're not 'that' fat. *I see why everyone said, with you, it's better with the lights out. *Wow, you like it the same way your little sister does. [/QUOTE]
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