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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064639974" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>You Know It's Time For A Diet When:</p><p></p><p>*You dive into a swimming pool so your friends can go surfing.</p><p></p><p>*You have to apply your makeup with a paint roller.</p><p></p><p>*Weight Watchers demands your resignation.</p><p></p><p>*You step on a pennyweight scale that gives you your fortune and it </p><p>says,</p><p>"One at a time please!"</p><p></p><p>*Your face is so full that you look like you're wearing horn-rimmed</p><p>contact </p><p>lenses.</p><p></p><p>*The bus driver asks you to sit on the other side because he wants to</p><p>make a turn without flipping over.</p><p></p><p>*You're at school in the classroom and turn around and erase the entire </p><p>blackboard</p><p></p><p>*They throw puffed rice at your wedding.</p><p></p><p>*You hiccup in your bathing suit, and it looks like someone adjusting a </p><p>venetian blind.</p><p></p><p>*You fall down and try to get up, and in the process rock yourself to</p><p>sleep.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>On Answering Machines:</p><p></p><p>Did you ever hear one of these corny, 'positive' mesages on someone's</p><p>answering machine? They usually go something like this.......</p><p>"Hi, it's</p><p>a great day & I'm out enjoying it right now.</p><p></p><p>I hope you are too.</p><p></p><p>The thought for the day is, 'Share the love.'</p><p></p><p>Leave your name & number after</p><p>the beep. I'll get right back to ya." </p><p></p><p>>> </p><p></p><p>"Uh, yeah...this is the VD clinic calling..... Speaking of being</p><p>'positive', your test is back. STOP sharing the love!" Click.</p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>The teenager was developing rapidly, so her mother thought it</p><p>about time that she understood the facts of life.</p><p>"Liza," she began, "I think it would be nice if we had a little chat about how</p><p>life is formed. As you know, a baby grows in a lady's tummy and..."</p><p>"It might be interesting to hear you tell it, Mom," interrupted the daughter,</p><p>"but what I really want to know is how to fake an orgasm."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064639974, member: 14320"] You Know It's Time For A Diet When: *You dive into a swimming pool so your friends can go surfing. *You have to apply your makeup with a paint roller. *Weight Watchers demands your resignation. *You step on a pennyweight scale that gives you your fortune and it says, "One at a time please!" *Your face is so full that you look like you're wearing horn-rimmed contact lenses. *The bus driver asks you to sit on the other side because he wants to make a turn without flipping over. *You're at school in the classroom and turn around and erase the entire blackboard *They throw puffed rice at your wedding. *You hiccup in your bathing suit, and it looks like someone adjusting a venetian blind. *You fall down and try to get up, and in the process rock yourself to sleep. ===== On Answering Machines: Did you ever hear one of these corny, 'positive' mesages on someone's answering machine? They usually go something like this....... "Hi, it's a great day & I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is, 'Share the love.' Leave your name & number after the beep. I'll get right back to ya." >> "Uh, yeah...this is the VD clinic calling..... Speaking of being 'positive', your test is back. STOP sharing the love!" Click. ===== The teenager was developing rapidly, so her mother thought it about time that she understood the facts of life. "Liza," she began, "I think it would be nice if we had a little chat about how life is formed. As you know, a baby grows in a lady's tummy and..." "It might be interesting to hear you tell it, Mom," interrupted the daughter, "but what I really want to know is how to fake an orgasm." [/QUOTE]
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