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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064637146" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Redneck Etiquette</p><p></p><p>General</p><p>- Never take a beer to a job interview.</p><p>- Always identify people in your yard before shooting at </p><p>them.</p><p>- It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.</p><p>- If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the </p><p>sheets.</p><p>- Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, </p><p>it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral </p><p>home.</p><p></p><p>Dining Out</p><p>- When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, </p><p>and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the wine.</p><p>- If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with </p><p>your fingers covering the label.</p><p></p><p>Entertaining in your home</p><p>- A centerpiece for the table should never be anything pre-</p><p>pared by a taxidermist.</p><p>- Do not allow the dog to eat at the table...no matter how </p><p>good his manners are.</p><p></p><p>Personal Hygiene</p><p>- While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that </p><p>should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.</p><p>- Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several </p><p>days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of </p><p>good money.</p><p>- Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, </p><p>as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter </p><p>the taste of finger foods.</p><p></p><p>****** (outside the family)</p><p>- Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the </p><p>first date.</p><p>- Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been </p><p>wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the </p><p>bathroom wall two years ago."</p><p>- Establish with her parents what time she is expected back.</p><p>Some will say 10:00 PM; Others might say "Monday." If the</p><p>latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get </p><p>her to school on time.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064637146, member: 14320"] Redneck Etiquette General - Never take a beer to a job interview. - Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. - It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. - If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. - Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home. Dining Out - When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the wine. - If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. Entertaining in your home - A centerpiece for the table should never be anything pre- pared by a taxidermist. - Do not allow the dog to eat at the table...no matter how good his manners are. Personal Hygiene - While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys. - Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money. - Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods. ****** (outside the family) - Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date. - Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago." - Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; Others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time. [/QUOTE]
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