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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064631809" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work:</p><p></p><p>1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. </p><p></p><p>2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to </p><p>pronounce. </p><p></p><p>3. How about never? Is never good for you? </p><p></p><p>4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in </p><p>public. </p><p></p><p>5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it </p><p>my way. </p><p></p><p>6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. </p><p></p><p>7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. </p><p></p><p>8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. </p><p></p><p>9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're </p><p>saying. </p><p></p><p>10. Ahhh...I see the know-it-all fairy has visited us again. </p><p></p><p>11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. </p><p></p><p>12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. </p><p></p><p>13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. </p><p></p><p>14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. </p><p></p><p>15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. </p><p></p><p>16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point </p><p>of view. </p><p></p><p>17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an </p><p>artist. </p><p></p><p>18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely </p><p>coincidental. </p><p></p><p>19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? </p><p></p><p>20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. </p><p></p><p>21. Congratulations, you have officially earned the Dumber than a Box </p><p>of Rocks Award. </p><p></p><p>22. You know the acronym behind your name won't keep me from kicking </p><p>your ass in the parking lot. </p><p></p><p>23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? </p><p></p><p>24. Do I look like a people person? </p><p></p><p>25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. </p><p></p><p>26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. </p><p></p><p>27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. </p><p></p><p>28. If I throw a stick, will you leave? </p><p></p><p>29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. </p><p></p><p>30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. </p><p></p><p>31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. </p><p></p><p>32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. </p><p></p><p>33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? </p><p></p><p>34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. </p><p></p><p>35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? </p><p></p><p>36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. </p><p></p><p>37. How do I set a laser printer to stun? </p><p></p><p>38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary. </p><p></p><p>39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? </p><p></p><p>40. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064631809, member: 14320"] Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work: 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. 10. Ahhh...I see the know-it-all fairy has visited us again. 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? 20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 21. Congratulations, you have officially earned the Dumber than a Box of Rocks Award. 22. You know the acronym behind your name won't keep me from kicking your ass in the parking lot. 23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? 24. Do I look like a people person? 25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 28. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. 33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? 34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. 37. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary. 39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 40. Oh I get it... like humor... but different. [/QUOTE]
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