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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064630989" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Sally</p><p></p><p>One time when I was visiting Toronto I asked a chap where I could find a good house of ill repute. He gave me an address and said to ask for Sally. </p><p></p><p>I went to the address and requested Sally. She took me to a room, stripped down and said, "Go ahead, but let me know how it is." </p><p></p><p>After a few minutes I said, "It's not bad but a bit loose." </p><p></p><p>She said, "Get off for a moment." </p><p></p><p>I did that and she reached down and fiddled about with her privates. </p><p></p><p>"Try it now." she said. </p><p></p><p>I did and found it better but still a bit loose, so I told her so. She repeated her actions and when I tried it again it was perfect. </p><p></p><p>When we were finished and I was paying her I asked, "How do you manage to adjust it's size to fit anyone?" </p><p></p><p>"Well," she said, "I've been in this business for some time and have developed warts on one side and wormholes on the other. I just button them up." </p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"</p><p></p><p>"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."</p><p></p><p>"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."</p><p></p><p>"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"</p><p></p><p>"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."</p><p></p><p>"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."</p><p></p><p>"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064630989, member: 14320"] Sally One time when I was visiting Toronto I asked a chap where I could find a good house of ill repute. He gave me an address and said to ask for Sally. I went to the address and requested Sally. She took me to a room, stripped down and said, "Go ahead, but let me know how it is." After a few minutes I said, "It's not bad but a bit loose." She said, "Get off for a moment." I did that and she reached down and fiddled about with her privates. "Try it now." she said. I did and found it better but still a bit loose, so I told her so. She repeated her actions and when I tried it again it was perfect. When we were finished and I was paying her I asked, "How do you manage to adjust it's size to fit anyone?" "Well," she said, "I've been in this business for some time and have developed warts on one side and wormholes on the other. I just button them up." ===== Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." "Give me two reasons why I should go to school." "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!" [/QUOTE]
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