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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064616181" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Cool Shorties </p><p></p><p>Two drunks were driving down the road. The first drunk looked</p><p>over to the other drunk and says, "I think we are getting closer</p><p>to downtown."</p><p></p><p>The second drunk says, "How can you tell?"</p><p></p><p>The first drunk says "We're hitting more and more people."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?</p><p>When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.</p><p></p><p>What's the definition of irreconcilable differences?</p><p>When she's melting down her wedding ring to cast it into a bullet.</p><p></p><p>WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ALASKAN LESBIAN? </p><p>A KLONDIKE!:</p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a </p><p>T.G.I.F. tee-shirt. </p><p>"Why are you wearing a Thank God it's Friday </p><p>tee-shirt on Monday?" </p><p>"Oh shit!" the blonde says, </p><p>"I thought it meant Tits Go In Front." </p><p>=====</p><p>What's the definition of eternity? </p><p>The time between when you cum and she leaves! </p><p></p><p>What do rednecks do for Halloween?</p><p>Pump kin.</p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him.</p><p>So the first morning of her honeymoon when the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love and she stooped down to pick up her husbands clothes, she accidentally lets out a big fart.</p><p>She looked up and said: "So sorry.... excuse please, front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud."</p></blockquote><p></p>

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