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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064609412" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Drunk In A DinerA drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter,suspecting that they've run out, goes back to question the chef."Hey, Gus, do we have any more eggs?"Gus replies, "I ran out of fresh eggs, I only have two rotten eggs left."The waiter says, "Give him the rotten eggs. He's so bombed he won't knowthe difference."Gus scrambles up the rotten eggs and heaps on hash browns, sausage andtoast. The drunk is so hungry he wolfs down the breakfast without comment.He goes to pay the cashier and asks, "Where'd you get those eggs?"She replies, "We have our own chicken farm."The drunk asks, "Do you have a rooster?"No," she says.The drunk replies, "Well, you'd better get one, because some skunk isscrewing your chickens."=====A lady and her husband have been arguing back And forth for some time. She makes an appointment To see her doctor and tells him, "My husbandHas been complaining that my pussy has an odor, But I bent over and took a whiff, and I don't Smell anything."The doctor examines her, and then says, "Ma'am, you need an operation."She says, "On my pussy?"He says, "No, on your NOSE!"====="Darling," whispered a frail little husband from his chair. "I'mVery sick, would you please call me a vet?""A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?"Asked his wife.The husband replied, "Because I work like a horse, live like aDog, and have to sleep with a cow!"</blockquote>

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