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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064606256" data-attributes="member: 14320">Letter Of The AlphabetA kindergarten teacher comes to class and says, "Today class I am goingto give you a letter of the alphabet and I want you to give me a wordthatbegins with that letter." She begins with the letter "A" and all thekids raisetheir hands. There is one kid in the back named Johnny that is realeager to answer the question, but the teacher knows that he is alwaysvulgar and likes to use obscenities so she chooses on little Mary toanswer. Mary stands and says,"A...Apple" The teacher replies,"That'sgreat, Mary, good job." So she moves on to the letter "B", and againJohnny is still eager to answer the question, but the teacher is surethathe will probably say "Bitch" or something like that so she calls onTodd.Todd says,"B...Baseball." And the teacher replies,"Good Job, Todd."So they start going through the alphabet and the class' attentiondwindles, except for Johnny. The teacher comes to the letter "R" and noone, except for Johnny, is raising their hand so she is forced to callonhim. "Okay Johnny, what starts with R?" she says. "R...Rat" Johnnyreplies. "Rat, ...that's it...rat?" the teacher questions withastonishment. "Yeah," says Johnny, "Big-ass mother-fuckin' rat with adick 12 inches long."=====There was a young fellow from KentWho had his wife screw the landlord for rent.But as she grew olderThe landlord grew colder,And now they live out in a tent.</blockquote>

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