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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064604574" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Joy Of Having A DickI'll tell you a short poem; I'll try to make it quick. The subject is quite simple: The joy of having a dick. Penises are super things; You ladies should be jealous. An organ surrounded by sensitive skin That's smooth and rarely hairless. It starts to grow dramatically, When you're about thirteen. Your testicles on either side; Your willy in between. It dangles neatly down below; Soft, obedient and loyal. At the slightest hint of lust, It's ready to uncoil. It often has a mind all of its own; It's like a wild untamed beast. It squirms and writhes and stretches out; When you expect it least. Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves; Erecting when it shouldn't. A bumpy train ride sets it off; Just when you wish it wouldn't. And during the summer, Wearing little, sunning on the beach The slightest sight of shaking boobs And to cover up you'll have to reach Handle it with love and care; For it can give great pleasure. Has it grown since last weekend? And when did you last measure? Some people fret about its size; They give it lots of thought. Is seven inches long enough? It makes guys quite distraught. They peek across in urinals, To compare and try to see But if another glances back at them There's no way that they can pee Masturbating is a sin; That's what some folk believe. But those are just old wives' tales; Cuz it really can relieve. Without this fabulous organ, No shag would be complete. Lesbians will try their best; But must admit defeat. It has two main bodily functions, I'm sure you'll all agree, To start a whole new life, And of course, daily to pee. But I think the thing that's marvelous; About that one eyed brute Is that when its trying to procreate, It knows which fluid to shoot. And always it remains with you; Until you're old and frail. Don't take it out in public though, Or you'll be thrown in jail. And so to summarize I'd say with certainty That every male loves his little friend. But girls, no matter what we do, Please don't fold, spindle mutilate And NEVER NEVER Bend!!!</blockquote>

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