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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064594343" data-attributes="member: 14320">Facts Of LifeA father was explaining the facts of life to his teenage son. After covering the basic biology, he moved on to the finer points of love-making: Dad: One thing to keep in mind, son, is that different women say different things during the sex act, even if you are doing the same thing. Son: What do you mean, Dad? F: Well, for example, their words will vary according to their occupation. For example, a prostitute will tend to say, "Are you done yet?" On the other hand, a nymphomaniac will ask, "Are you done already?" S: What do other women say? F: Well, a school teacher will say, "We are going to do this over and over again until you get it right!" A nurse will say, "This won't hurt one bit." S: I thought they said, "Pull down your pants and bend over."F: That's male nurses. But let's move on, a bank teller will say, "Substantial penalty for early withdrawal." A stewardess will say, "Place this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally." S: And what does mother say? F: She says, "Beige... beige... I think we should paint the ceiling beige."=====One day a man and his wife needed to type in a password so that they could login on. So the husband tries to be funny so he types in “penis”. His wife literally falls on the ground laughing when the computer replies “PASSWORD REJECTED NOT LONG ENOUGH”</blockquote>

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