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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064588364" data-attributes="member: 14320">You Know You Are Living In 2007 When... 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.=====This girl walks into a hardware store as she needs a new hingefor a door at home. As she takes it to the counter, the clerkasks,"Wanna screw for that hinge?"To which she replies,"No, but I'll suck you off for that toaster on the top shelf."=====A woman who is uncomfortable watching a guy masturbate:a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.b) Is uptight and a waste of time.c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.</blockquote>