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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064586624" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Things You Never Thought About</p><p></p><p>*Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about;</p><p></p><p>*Can you cry under water?</p><p></p><p>*How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?</p><p></p><p>*Why do you have to "put your two cents in"…. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?</p><p></p><p>*Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?</p><p></p><p>*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?</p><p></p><p>*What disease did cured ham actually have?</p><p></p><p>*How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?</p><p></p><p>*Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?</p><p></p><p>*If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?</p><p></p><p>*Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?</p><p></p><p>*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?</p><p></p><p>*Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.</p><p></p><p>*Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?</p><p></p><p>*Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?</p><p></p><p>*If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?</p><p></p><p>*Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?</p><p></p><p>*Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?</p><p></p><p>*Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!</p><p></p><p>*If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?</p><p></p><p>*If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?</p><p></p><p>*Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?</p><p></p><p>*Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?</p><p></p><p>*Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064586624, member: 14320"] Things You Never Thought About *Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about; *Can you cry under water? *How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? *Why do you have to "put your two cents in"…. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? *Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? *Why does a round pizza come in a square box? *What disease did cured ham actually have? *How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? *Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? *If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? *Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? *Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? *Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. *Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? *Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? *If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? *Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? *Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? *Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! *If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? *If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? *Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt? *Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? *Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place? [/QUOTE]
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