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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064575166" data-attributes="member: 14320">10 Ways You Know You've Had Good Sex....1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies. 3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area. 4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you. 5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs. 6 You've both gone down one clothing size. 7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust. 8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag. 9. Boy, are you hungry! 10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.Seniors Guide to SEXPut on your glasses.Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.Set timer for 10 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.Keep extra Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.Don't even think about trying it twice</blockquote>

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