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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064574725" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Laundry</p><p></p><p>Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard.</p><p>When it rains, however, the laundry always gets wet. All the</p><p>laundry, that is, except for Sophie's. The other two women</p><p>wonder why Sophie never has her laundry out on the days</p><p>that it rains.</p><p></p><p>So one day, they are all out in the backyard putting their</p><p>clothes on the line when one of the women says to Sophie,</p><p>"Say, how come when it rains, your laundry is never out?"</p><p></p><p>"Well," says Sophie, "when I wake up in the morning, I look</p><p>over at Saul. If his penis is hanging over his right leg, I know</p><p>it's going to be a great day, and I can hang out the wash. If</p><p>his penis is hanging over his left leg, I know it's going to rain,</p><p>so I don't hang out the wash."</p><p></p><p>"What if he has an erection?" asks one of the women.</p><p></p><p>"Honey," says Sophie, "Who on Earth wants to do laundry</p><p>on a day like that?"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A little boy was walking down the street and he found a condom, which he thought was a "twinkie" He picked it up. A second or two later a teenage boy ran up to him and said,"I'll give ya a buck for that thang in your hand!" </p><p>The little boy quickly obliged. When he got home he asked his mom to take him to the store because he had money. His mom asked him where he got the money. </p><p>He said: "I found a twinkie and sold it to a boy, but I got the best of the deal. I had already sucked the cream filling out of it!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064574725, member: 14320"] Laundry Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however, the laundry always gets wet. All the laundry, that is, except for Sophie's. The other two women wonder why Sophie never has her laundry out on the days that it rains. So one day, they are all out in the backyard putting their clothes on the line when one of the women says to Sophie, "Say, how come when it rains, your laundry is never out?" "Well," says Sophie, "when I wake up in the morning, I look over at Saul. If his penis is hanging over his right leg, I know it's going to be a great day, and I can hang out the wash. If his penis is hanging over his left leg, I know it's going to rain, so I don't hang out the wash." "What if he has an erection?" asks one of the women. "Honey," says Sophie, "Who on Earth wants to do laundry on a day like that?" ===== A little boy was walking down the street and he found a condom, which he thought was a "twinkie" He picked it up. A second or two later a teenage boy ran up to him and said,"I'll give ya a buck for that thang in your hand!" The little boy quickly obliged. When he got home he asked his mom to take him to the store because he had money. His mom asked him where he got the money. He said: "I found a twinkie and sold it to a boy, but I got the best of the deal. I had already sucked the cream filling out of it!" [/QUOTE]
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