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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064572586" data-attributes="member: 14320">Biscuit DoughA girl is about to tie the knot, and is watching her mother bake biscuitsin the kitchen. "Mom?" she asks, "How do you keep Dad so happy after allthese years of marriage?"The mother promptly throws a wad of biscuit dough on the floor, hikes upher dress, squats down, picking the dough up with her snatch. "Practicethis and when you can do it, I'll guarantee that your man will besatisfied for the rest of his life," said her mother.So the girl practiced and practiced until her wedding night. While heranxious husband waited for her in the bed, she emerged wearing a sexynegligee, carrying a can of biscuit dough. She opened the can, threw thedough on the floor, lifted her negligee, and squatted over the dough.Expecting to only pick up the biscuit she had a very unexpected episode ofgas, which made a thunderous growling sound.Her husband, startled, jumped from the bed and backed away."What's wrong honey?" she asked.He replied, "Shit, woman!" as he stepped further away. "If that thingbarks like that for a biscuit, I sure as hell don't want to throw any meatat it!"=====The husband wanted to have sex with his wife, but he hated the "chore" ofeating her out. He knew he had to if he was to get any nookie. He startsto perform on her, and just as he darts his tongue inside her, she letsout a big fart. He stops what he is doing, looks up at her and says,"Ahhh, sweetheart, thanks for the breath of fresh air!"</blockquote>

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