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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064570638" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Serious Signs Of Menopause...</p><p></p><p>1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.</p><p></p><p>2. Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he</p><p>is using you to heat the family room this winter. Rather than</p><p>just saying you are not amused, you shoot him.</p><p></p><p>3. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.</p><p></p><p>4. Your husband chirps, "Hi honey, I'm home." And your reply,</p><p>"Well, if it isn't Ozzie fucking Nelson."</p><p></p><p>5. The Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate</p><p>Cult gives you four hours of decent rest.</p><p></p><p>6. You change your underwear after every sneeze.</p><p></p><p>7. You're on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie troop</p><p>on a field trip to Chippendales.</p><p></p><p>8. You suspect that most of your blouses have ' missing '</p><p>buttonholes.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Thinks You Don't Want To Hear Or Say In Bed</p><p></p><p>On second thought, let's turn off the lights.</p><p>Got any penicillin?</p><p>When is this supposed to feel good?</p><p>You're good enough to do this for a living.</p><p>But everybody looks funny naked.</p><p>How long do you plan to be 'almost there'?</p><p>Is that you I smell?</p><p>Have you ever considered liposuction?</p><p>Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.</p><p>This would be more fun with some more people, is your</p><p>brother at home?</p><p>Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?</p><p>Did I mention the video camera?</p><p>My old boyfriend used to do it a LOT longer!</p><p>And to think-I was really trying to pick up your friend!</p><p>Hope you're looking as good when I'm sober.....</p><p>Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?</p></blockquote><p></p>

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