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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064560589" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Wee Wee Chu</p><p></p><p>One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee </p><p>were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon,</p><p>when Huan Cho said "Hey baby, lets play Wee wee chu." </p><p>"Oh no not now, lets look at the moon," said Jung Lee.</p><p>"Oh c'mon baby lets you and I play Wee wee chu. I love you and it's the</p><p>perfect time", Huan Cho begged. </p><p>"But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon."</p><p>"Please Jung Lee, just once play Wee wee chu with me?"</p><p>June Lee looked at Huan Cho and said, "Ok we'll play Wee wee chu." Huan</p><p>Cho grabbed his guitar and they both sang </p><p>"Wee wee chu a Merry Christmas, wee wee chu a Merry Christmas wee wee</p><p>chu a Merry Christmas and a happy new year." </p><p>=====</p><p>Happiness is like peeing your pants. </p><p>Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. </p><p>=====</p><p>The theatrical agent, trying to sell a new strip act to a night-</p><p>club manager, was raving about the girl's unbelievable 72-26-38</p><p>figure.</p><p></p><p>"What kind of a dance does she do?" the manager asked, duly</p><p>impressed by the description of the girl's dimensions.</p><p></p><p>"Well, she doesn't actually dance at all," the agent replied. "She</p><p>just crawls out onto the stage and tries to stand up!"</p><p>=====</p><p>SHE WAS SO BLONDE ......... </p><p>she thought a quarterback was a refund. </p><p>she thought General Motors was in the army</p><p>she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats </p><p>at the bottom of an application, where it says "sign here", she wrote </p><p>Sagittarius.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064560589, member: 14320"] Wee Wee Chu One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said "Hey baby, lets play Wee wee chu." "Oh no not now, lets look at the moon," said Jung Lee. "Oh c'mon baby lets you and I play Wee wee chu. I love you and it's the perfect time", Huan Cho begged. "But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon." "Please Jung Lee, just once play Wee wee chu with me?" June Lee looked at Huan Cho and said, "Ok we'll play Wee wee chu." Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and they both sang "Wee wee chu a Merry Christmas, wee wee chu a Merry Christmas wee wee chu a Merry Christmas and a happy new year." ===== Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. ===== The theatrical agent, trying to sell a new strip act to a night- club manager, was raving about the girl's unbelievable 72-26-38 figure. "What kind of a dance does she do?" the manager asked, duly impressed by the description of the girl's dimensions. "Well, she doesn't actually dance at all," the agent replied. "She just crawls out onto the stage and tries to stand up!" ===== SHE WAS SO BLONDE ......... she thought a quarterback was a refund. she thought General Motors was in the army she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats at the bottom of an application, where it says "sign here", she wrote Sagittarius. [/QUOTE]
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