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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064554461" data-attributes="member: 14320">Worlds Biggest PussyA guy goes to see this hooker who is said to have the world's biggestpussy. He starts fucking her but she's WAY too big and he's gettingno satisfaction, so he slides his whole body inside her and triesto get off, but he falls in. He's groping around in the dark and helights his lighter and starts walking around. After a while hedrops the lighter by accident and starts crawling around looking forit. He bumps into another guy. "Hey" he says, "You're lost inhere too, eh? Listen, if we can find my lighter, we can walk outof here." "Hell," says the other guy, "If we find my car we can*drive* out of here!"====================For forty days I drove a truckForty women I began to fuckThirty women I knocked upIf that's not fucking I give upThere was a young man from Saint PaulWho went to a masquerade ball.Just for a stuntHe went dressed as a cunt,And was fucked by a dog in the hall.====================A chick turns up to this fancy dress party completely naked and knocks onthe door. The guy who answers the door says, "You can't come in here,you're not in fancy dress." She says, "Yes I am, I've come as acarpenter." So he lets her in and says, "Hey guys, this chick reckonsshe's dressed as a carpenter!""Prove it!", they all say.So she puts one leg up on the table and says, "Have you ever seen a boxfull of sores like this one?"</blockquote>

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