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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064548865" data-attributes="member: 14320">Greasy SpoonA man goes into a greasy spoon restaurant and orders a bowl of chicken soup. "What's this?!?!?" he screams! "There's a pussy hair in my soup! I'm not payin' for it!" and he storms out... The waitress gets very upset at this and follows him out and sees him go to the whorehouse across the street. He pays the madam and retires to a room with a lovely blonde and goes down on her with gusto. The waitress bursts in and says, "You complain about a hair in your soup and then come over here and do THIS!???" the waitress yells. He lifts his head, turns to her and says, "Yeah!... and if I find a noodle in here, I ain't payin' for it EITHER!!!!!"=====Q: Why were blondes given bigger brains than dogs?A: So they wouldn't hump men's legs at parties.Q: Did you hear about the new porno movie?A: It's about a girl whose clitoris is in her ear ... it's called: "CumAgain?"Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.Q: Why does a blonde always drive a BMW?A: Because they can spell it.Q: Why don't blondes like vibrators?A: They chip their teeth.Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter? A: The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.</blockquote>

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