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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064544900" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>She's A Keeper If You Hear A Woman Say . . .</p><p></p><p>* I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.</p><p>* I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other room, I still want you right now!</p><p>* This porno scene is boring, fast forward to the gang bang.</p><p>* Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wet spot.</p><p>* Don't dirty up your T-shirt wiping that up, use my blouse.</p><p>* That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch porno's again?</p><p>* I bet it would be kinky to watch you with our baby- sitter Tracy.</p><p>* You're my daddy! You're my daddy!</p><p>* The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.</p><p>* Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!</p><p>* While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.</p><p>* Bar food again!? Kick ass.</p><p>* I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girl- friend has class.</p><p>* That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.</p><p>* I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.</p><p>* I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a wonderful Valentine's day gift!</p><p>* Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.</p><p>* I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want 'em?</p><p>* It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.</p><p>* Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila shot off of Chuck's bare ass!</p><p>* My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.</p><p>* I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.</p><p>* Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!</p><p>* You are so much smarter than my father.</p><p>* If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch Sports Center.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064544900, member: 14320"] She's A Keeper If You Hear A Woman Say . . . * I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me. * I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other room, I still want you right now! * This porno scene is boring, fast forward to the gang bang. * Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wet spot. * Don't dirty up your T-shirt wiping that up, use my blouse. * That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch porno's again? * I bet it would be kinky to watch you with our baby- sitter Tracy. * You're my daddy! You're my daddy! * The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday. * Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one! * While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover. * Bar food again!? Kick ass. * I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girl- friend has class. * That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her. * I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more. * I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a wonderful Valentine's day gift! * Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore. * I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want 'em? * It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers. * Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila shot off of Chuck's bare ass! * My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends. * I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again. * Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly! * You are so much smarter than my father. * If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch Sports Center. [/QUOTE]
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