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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064541910" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Dad's Explanation</p><p></p><p>Son: "Dad, why does love-making makes you feel good?"</p><p>Dad: "Just like digging in your nose, it feels good, right!"</p><p></p><p>Son: "Why is it that guys don't usually feel as good as gals?"</p><p>Dad: "Just like when you dig in your nose, it's your nose that feels</p><p>good, not your finger!"</p><p></p><p>Son: "When girls are having their menstruation, why don't they usually</p><p>want to have sex?"</p><p>Dad: "If your nose is bleeding, will you still want your nose to be</p><p>dug?"</p><p></p><p>Son: "Dad, one last question ... why don't guys like to wear condoms</p><p>when they make love?"</p><p>Dad: "Would you want to wear a glove when you dig your nose?"</p><p></p><p></p><p>When the gynecologist confirmed her suspicion that she was pregnant, </p><p>Judy got a little scared. "It'll be my first baby," she confessed with a blush, "and actually I don't know the first thing about how babies are delivered." </p><p>"Don't worry about a thing," reassured the doctor. "It's really not all that different from how the baby got started in the first place." </p><p>Startled, Judy exclaimed, "You mean twice around the park with my legs hanging out of the cab?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064541910, member: 14320"] Dad's Explanation Son: "Dad, why does love-making makes you feel good?" Dad: "Just like digging in your nose, it feels good, right!" Son: "Why is it that guys don't usually feel as good as gals?" Dad: "Just like when you dig in your nose, it's your nose that feels good, not your finger!" Son: "When girls are having their menstruation, why don't they usually want to have sex?" Dad: "If your nose is bleeding, will you still want your nose to be dug?" Son: "Dad, one last question ... why don't guys like to wear condoms when they make love?" Dad: "Would you want to wear a glove when you dig your nose?" When the gynecologist confirmed her suspicion that she was pregnant, Judy got a little scared. "It'll be my first baby," she confessed with a blush, "and actually I don't know the first thing about how babies are delivered." "Don't worry about a thing," reassured the doctor. "It's really not all that different from how the baby got started in the first place." Startled, Judy exclaimed, "You mean twice around the park with my legs hanging out of the cab?" [/QUOTE]
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