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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064517433" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>True Love</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny came home from his hot date and sat down to talk with his dad. He had a smile on his face. 'It must be true love, dad' he sighed. </p><p></p><p>'What makes you think that it is true love?' asks his dad. </p><p></p><p>'Well," says Little Johnny, 'Suzy started out giving me the best blow job I've ever had.' </p><p></p><p>'Nah,' replied his dad, 'that's not true love, it is just lust.' </p><p></p><p>The next night Little Johnny came in after his date, and sat down again to talk with his dad. 'For sure it is true love, dad.' he said. </p><p></p><p>'What makes you think that it is true love this time?' asks his dad. </p><p></p><p>'Well," says Little Johnny, 'Tonight Suzy gave me the best blow job of my life, then let me take her up the ass!' </p><p></p><p>'That's not true love, Johnny,' replied his dad, 'that is just infatuation.' </p><p></p><p>'If what Suzy and I have is just infatuation, then what is true love?' asked Little Johnny, confused. </p><p></p><p>'Well,' says his dad, 'if it was true love, she would let you fuck her up the ass first, then give you the best blow job of your life!'</p><p></p><p>======</p><p></p><p>A man was in a bar and overheard the milkman boasting that he had made love to all the women in his street apart from one. When he arrived home he related what he had heard to his wife. She said "I bet it's that stuck up bitch at No. 23.</p><p></p><p>======</p><p></p><p>There was a young lady called Valerie</p><p>Who started to count every calorie. </p><p>Said her boss in disgust, </p><p>"If you lose half your bust, </p><p>Then you're worth only half of your salary."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064517433, member: 14320"] True Love Little Johnny came home from his hot date and sat down to talk with his dad. He had a smile on his face. 'It must be true love, dad' he sighed. 'What makes you think that it is true love?' asks his dad. 'Well," says Little Johnny, 'Suzy started out giving me the best blow job I've ever had.' 'Nah,' replied his dad, 'that's not true love, it is just lust.' The next night Little Johnny came in after his date, and sat down again to talk with his dad. 'For sure it is true love, dad.' he said. 'What makes you think that it is true love this time?' asks his dad. 'Well," says Little Johnny, 'Tonight Suzy gave me the best blow job of my life, then let me take her up the ass!' 'That's not true love, Johnny,' replied his dad, 'that is just infatuation.' 'If what Suzy and I have is just infatuation, then what is true love?' asked Little Johnny, confused. 'Well,' says his dad, 'if it was true love, she would let you fuck her up the ass first, then give you the best blow job of your life!' ====== A man was in a bar and overheard the milkman boasting that he had made love to all the women in his street apart from one. When he arrived home he related what he had heard to his wife. She said "I bet it's that stuck up bitch at No. 23. ====== There was a young lady called Valerie Who started to count every calorie. Said her boss in disgust, "If you lose half your bust, Then you're worth only half of your salary." [/QUOTE]
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