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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064515432" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Hilarious Q's & A's</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the name of the new Catholic sperm bank?</p><p>A: "Kingdom Come."</p><p></p><p>Q: How is a bikini like a barbed-wire fence?</p><p>A: It protects the property without obstructing the view.</p><p></p><p>Q: How did they know Jesus was Jewish?</p><p>A: Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his mother thought he was god -- and he thought his mother was a</p><p>virgin.</p><p></p><p>Q- What if mini-skirts got any shorter?</p><p>A- Well, there'll be two more cheeks to powder and much more hair to comb.</p><p></p><p>Q- What do you call 2 Irish gays??</p><p>A- Ben Dover and Phil McAvity.</p><p></p><p>Q- How do you know if a woman used a vibrator while she was pregnant?</p><p>A- The kid stutters.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why are men like the letter Q?</p><p>A: Because it is a big fat zero with a small protrusion.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a coke bottle full of bees?</p><p>A: A West Virginia Vibrator</p><p></p><p>Q; What's the basic plot for a romance novel set in the inner city?</p><p>A: In the end, the hero gets the heroin.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why did the homosexual suspect his live-in lover had been cheating on him?</p><p>A: Because he came home shit-faced.</p><p></p><p>Q. Did you hear about the faggot undertaker?</p><p>A. He called his mates around to suck on a few cold ones!</p><p></p><p>Q: How many kids with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change</p><p>a light bulb?</p><p>A: Let's go ride bikes!</p><p></p><p>Yo momma's so fat when God said let there be light, he told her to move</p><p>her ass over.</p><p></p><p>Q: How many Irishman does it take to change a light bulb?</p><p>A: Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the definition of a bachelor?</p><p>A: It's some guy who's depriving some woman of her God-given right to alimony.</p><p></p><p>Q. What is the similarity between a video recorder and a man?</p><p>A. They go forwards, backwards, forwards, and backwards, stop and eject!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064515432, member: 14320"] Hilarious Q's & A's Q: What's the name of the new Catholic sperm bank? A: "Kingdom Come." Q: How is a bikini like a barbed-wire fence? A: It protects the property without obstructing the view. Q: How did they know Jesus was Jewish? A: Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his mother thought he was god -- and he thought his mother was a virgin. Q- What if mini-skirts got any shorter? A- Well, there'll be two more cheeks to powder and much more hair to comb. Q- What do you call 2 Irish gays?? A- Ben Dover and Phil McAvity. Q- How do you know if a woman used a vibrator while she was pregnant? A- The kid stutters. Q: Why are men like the letter Q? A: Because it is a big fat zero with a small protrusion. Q: What do you call a coke bottle full of bees? A: A West Virginia Vibrator Q; What's the basic plot for a romance novel set in the inner city? A: In the end, the hero gets the heroin. Q: Why did the homosexual suspect his live-in lover had been cheating on him? A: Because he came home shit-faced. Q. Did you hear about the faggot undertaker? A. He called his mates around to suck on a few cold ones! Q: How many kids with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes! Yo momma's so fat when God said let there be light, he told her to move her ass over. Q: How many Irishman does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning. Q: What is the definition of a bachelor? A: It's some guy who's depriving some woman of her God-given right to alimony. Q. What is the similarity between a video recorder and a man? A. They go forwards, backwards, forwards, and backwards, stop and eject! [/QUOTE]
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