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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064309122" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Silent TreatmentA man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving eachother the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go andsee why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper bythe bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.God may have created man before woman,but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.WOMEN'S PERFECT BREAKFASTShe's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.MARRIAGE SEMINARWhile attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?He Said....He said that I would look more attractive if I were shaved.He said I would love the nakedness of it all.He said it was stylish.He said I would feel cleaner.He said it wouldn't hurt.He said he had been thinking about this for a long time.He said he would do it himself.He said he would be careful.He said he would go slow.He said was ready to begin.He said to lay down.He said that he would help me relax.He said he loved me.He said he felt like an artist.He said he was done.He said he adored the way it looked.He said he was pleased with his work.He said he wanted to show me off.He said he needed to take me out like this.He said that he wanted people to see me like this.He said we would have a most exciting day.He said he would be right back.He said he had to get his shoes on.I said......Well I didn't say anything. Poodles don't talk._______One day a teacher told her student's to make a sentence using the math terms add, subtract, divide, multiply. When time was over she called on a student named Johnny he said this is the process of having sex. He said, first you add the bed, subtract the clothes, a divide the legs and hope you don't multiply.</blockquote>

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