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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064296855" data-attributes="member: 14320">X-Rated Bumper Stickers-Constipated people don't give a sh*t.-Practice safe sex, go fu*k yourself.-If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.-Who lit the fuse on your tampon?-If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.-Please tell your pants its not polite to point.-If that phone was up your a$$, maybe you could drive a little better.-My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.-Thank you for pot smoking.-To all you virgins thanks for nothing.-If at first you don't succeed...blame someone else and seek counseling.-Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings".-If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.-Horn broken...watch for finger.-It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger.-If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my a$$.-Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole-DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.-Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.-And the #1 bumper sticker of the week....Honk If You Want To See My Finger-Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?Q: What's the difference between light and hard?A: You can go to sleep with a light on.Q: What's the difference between dark and hard?A: It stays dark all night.Q. What's the definition of oral sex?A. The taste of things to come.Try ProstitutionA husband and wife were having difficulty surviving financially so they decided that the wife should try prostitution as an extra source of income.The husband drove her out to a popular corner and informed her he would be at the side of the building if she had any questions or problems.A gentleman pulled up shortly after and asked her how much to go all the way. She told him to wait a minute and ran around the corner to ask her husband.The husband told her to tell the client $100. She went back and informed the client at which he cried, "That's too much!" He then asked, "How much for a hand job?" She asked him to wait a minute and ran to ask her husband how much.The husband said "Ask for $40." The woman ran back and informed the client. He felt that this was an agreeable price and began to remove his pants and underwear. Upon the removal of his clothing the woman noticed that the man was very well hung.She asked him once more to wait a moment. She ran around the corner again at which her husband asked "Now what?" The wife replied "Can I borrow $60?"Mrs. Jones goes to the doctor for a full medical.After an hour or so, the doctor looks at Mrs. Jones and says the following:"Mrs. Jones, overall you are very healthy for a 45 year old. There is however, only one problem. You are 40 pounds overweight and bordering on obese.""I would strongly suggest that you diet now to save any complications in later years."She looks sternly at him and says, "I demand a second opinion"."OK" he says, "you're f#cking ugly as well!"A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman findsattractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with ruggedand masculine features. If she is menstruating, she is more prone to beattracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammedup his ass while he is on fire.Further studies are expected.</blockquote>

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