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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064262903" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">John's Wife</span></strong></p><p></p><p>John gets home from work one day and finds his wife has been crying.</p><p></p><p>"What's wrong?" he asks.</p><p></p><p>"John, promise you won't get mad, but I went to see the new doctor today and he told me I've got a pretty pussy."</p><p></p><p>"WHAT!!" he shouts.</p><p></p><p>With that he grabs a baseball bat from the closet and storms down to the doctor's office, straight through the reception. Without knocking he bursts into the doctor's office. The doctor is in the process of giving another lady an examination. She screams and tries to cover herself.</p><p></p><p>Without waiting, John charges up to the doctor, smashes the baseball bat down on the desk and says, "You flaming pervert, how dare you say my wife has a pretty pussy!!"</p><p></p><p>The doctor replies, "I'm sorry Mr. Smith but there has been a misunderstanding. I told your wife she has Acute Angina."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">*****</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Husband and wife in bed together.</p><p>She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.</p><p>She: "Oh, that feels good."</p><p>His hand moves to her breast.</p><p>She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."</p><p>His hand moves to her leg.</p><p>She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."</p><p>But he stops.</p><p>She: "Why did you stop?"</p><p>He: "I found the remote."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">My Cock Is So Big...</span></strong></p><p></p><p>My cock is so big, its a tight fit when I'm bangin' your loose momma!</p><p>My cock is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.</p><p>My cock is so big, I have to call it Mr. Cock in front of company.</p><p>My cock is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.</p><p>My cock is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.</p><p>My cock is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum.</p><p>My cock is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known</p><p>as the Democratic Republic of My Cock.</p><p>My cock is so big, it has casters.</p><p>My cock is so big, I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow.</p><p>My cock is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbor.</p><p>My cock is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Cock.</p><p>My cock is so big, I entered it in a big-cock contest and it came in</p><p>first, second, and third.</p><p>My cock is so big, it has a three-picture deal.</p><p>My cock is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in</p><p>pictures.</p><p>My cock is so big, Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th home run.</p><p>My cock is the Walrus, goo goo g'joob .</p><p>No matter where I go, My cock always gets there first.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064262903, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]John's Wife[/COLOR][/B] John gets home from work one day and finds his wife has been crying. "What's wrong?" he asks. "John, promise you won't get mad, but I went to see the new doctor today and he told me I've got a pretty pussy." "WHAT!!" he shouts. With that he grabs a baseball bat from the closet and storms down to the doctor's office, straight through the reception. Without knocking he bursts into the doctor's office. The doctor is in the process of giving another lady an examination. She screams and tries to cover herself. Without waiting, John charges up to the doctor, smashes the baseball bat down on the desk and says, "You flaming pervert, how dare you say my wife has a pretty pussy!!" The doctor replies, "I'm sorry Mr. Smith but there has been a misunderstanding. I told your wife she has Acute Angina." [B][COLOR="Red"]*****[/COLOR][/B] Husband and wife in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. She: "Oh, that feels good." His hand moves to her breast. She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful." His hand moves to her leg. She: "Oh, honey, don't stop." But he stops. She: "Why did you stop?" He: "I found the remote." [B][COLOR="Teal"]My Cock Is So Big...[/COLOR][/B] My cock is so big, its a tight fit when I'm bangin' your loose momma! My cock is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime. My cock is so big, I have to call it Mr. Cock in front of company. My cock is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls. My cock is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school. My cock is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum. My cock is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Cock. My cock is so big, it has casters. My cock is so big, I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow. My cock is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbor. My cock is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Cock. My cock is so big, I entered it in a big-cock contest and it came in first, second, and third. My cock is so big, it has a three-picture deal. My cock is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures. My cock is so big, Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th home run. My cock is the Walrus, goo goo g'joob . No matter where I go, My cock always gets there first. [/QUOTE]
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