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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064244549" data-attributes="member: 14320">John And JaneJohn and Jane were attending a dinner party so that John's mother couldmeet Jane for the first time. Towards the end of the evening, Janeapproached John and asked if there was a problem, as John's motherseemed to be avoiding her after their first introduction."Honestly, my dear," John said, "Mother finds you to be, how should Iput it, a bit on the crude side.""Crude? Doesn't she know that I come from one of the most respectedfamilies in Boston? That I was educated in Switzerland? That I attendedthe finest finishing schools on the East Coast? That I obtained amaster's degree at Vassar, graduating Magna Cum Laud?" Jane asked."Yes, yes, my love, I told her all that," John replied."Then where in the fuck does that snooty cunt come off with all thatcrude bullshit?~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~A woman went to visit a psychiatrist. He immediately threw her on thecouch and fucked her brains out. After he got his rocks off, he said,"Well, that takes care of my problem; what's yours?"Q. What do a condom and a woman have in common?A. They both spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on yourdick.Q. Why are they having so much trouble finding a cure for AIDS?A. The scientists can't get the little mice to butt fuckDefinition of an Airoplane Blonde:A woman who has bleached her hair but she still has a black box.What is 6.9?A delightful activity interrupted by a period.Nasty Gay JokesThere once were four gay friends that lived in a small town. Feelingthe need for freedom to truly be themselves, they moved to the bigcity.Once there they had a good ole time, but unfortunately one of them,Lloyd, fell into the drug scene and ended up with aids.After his death his three friends had his body cremated and gottogether to divide his ashes so each could remember Lloyd in his ownway.The first friend said,"I am going to take Lloyd's ashes with me to thetop of the highest mountain. There I will have a hang glider and as Iglide to earth I will scatter his ashes to the wind, because Lloydloved to hang glide."The second friend said, "Well, I am going to go out on my boat withLloyd's ashes and sail into the sea. And when I am far away from allland I will scatter his ashes on the water, because Lloyd loved tosail."The third friend just looked and them both and said, "Well, you can dowhatever you want, but as for me, I'm taking Lloyd's ashes with me toWendy's and sprinkling them on a bowl of chili so he can tear my ass upone more time!"*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸, *¤º°`°º¤* ,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*Two faggots were on the beach, one says to the other, "shall I put theumbrella up?" The other one replies, "yes but don't open it!"Two faggots are in a hot tub pushing a big turd back and forth in thewater. Another fag walks by and asks, "What the hell are you two doing?""We are teaching our baby to swim!"Q: What is a shit?A: A faggot's wet dream.Q: What did the poof do when he missed his boyfriend?A: He shit in his hand and had a wank.Q: What do you call two faggots on a waterbed?A: A fruit float!Q: Why are faggots always the quickest out of a burning building?A: Because they've already got their shit packed.Q: What do you call a homosexual dinosaur?A: A Megasorarse!Q: What's worse than your best friend telling you that he's a faggot?A: When he tells you that he fucked you that night you passed out drunk....on his couch!Q: What do you call the foreskin on a faggot?A: Mud flaps.A faggot hadn't had any sex for quite some time. One night,he happened to run into a wino just outside of a gay bar. He said tohim, "Look, I do not know you, and you don't know me, but if I canhave sex with you, I'll give you fifty bucks!" The wino consideredthis proposition and said, "well---okay. But you ought to beforewarned that I have crabs." "That's all right," said the faggot..."I love seafood."</blockquote>

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