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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064192108" data-attributes="member: 14320">Two guys go into a whore house. The first guy goes into the whore's room.She's laying there naked, but he sees this *HUGE* scab right on here pussy.He's so disgusted, he jumps out the window. (It's only on the first floor,he lives.) The other guy is waiting in the hall, and getting hornier bythe minute. Soon, he figures his buddy must be finished, so he goes in.He sees the *HUGE* scab, but he's soo excited, he just rips it off andthrows it out the window. He fucks her, pays her, and leaves. He findshis friend sitting outside the building and says, "Sorry I took so long,she was really good."His friend says, "That's alright, I had time to eat that pizza youthrew down to me."hhhThere was a young lady named Nelly,Whose tits would jiggle like jelly,They could tickle her twat,Or be tied in a knot,And could even swat flies on her belly.hhhA gynecologist examines a lesbian and remarked "Madam that is the cleanest vagina I have ever seen"She replied "Thank you, I have a woman in twice a week !"What does a dwarf get when he runs through a woman's legs?A clit round the ear and a flap across the face!Apparently Nike have just invented a new type of trainers for lesbians, they have an extra long tongue and you can get them off with one finger. Some Thoughts On Exercising ....It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you addone minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend anadditional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hearheavy breathing again.I joined a health club last year, spent about $400 bucks. Haven't losta pound. Apparently you have to show up.I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures outwhat I'm doing.I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.|||||||Q. What Do You Call A Woman That Works Like A Man??A. A Lazy Bitch.Q. What Do You Call A Woman Who Has Lost 95% Of Her Intelligence?A. Divorced.Q. What Do You Call A Woman With ESP And PMS?A. A Know-It-All Bitch.|||||||A man suffering from a severe case of flatulence goes to the doctor.Man: Doctor, I have a terrible (FARRRT!) problem. I just can't(FFFART!!) stop farting.Doctor: That is an unusual complaint. Take off your clothes and lay,stomach down, on the couch.The man does as he is told.The doctor examines him for a minute - the man fartingall the time this is going on.Doctor: Aha! This should be easy to cure. Excuse me for a moment. Thedoctor goes over to a closet and pulls out a long pole with a sharpspike at one end.Man: (FAART!) Oh my God! (fart..) What are you going to do with(FFFARTT!!) that?!Doctor: I need to open a window.</blockquote>

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