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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064164642" data-attributes="member: 14320">Friends' Talking About Their SonsFour friends, who hadn't seen each otherIn 30 years, reunited at a party.After several drinks, one of the men hadTo use the rest room.Those who remained talked about their kids.The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy.He started working at a successful company atThe bottom of the barrel. He studied EconomicsAnd Business Administration and soon began toClimb the corporate ladder and now he's the presidentOf the company. He became so rich that he gaveHis best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific!My son is also my pride and joy. He started workingFor a big airline, and then went to flight school toBecome a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in! TheCompany, where he owns the majority of its assets.He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brandNew jet for his birthday."The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My sonStudied in the best universities and became an engineer.Then he started his own construction company and is nowA multimillionaire. He also gave away something very niceAnd expensive to his best friend for his birthday:A 30,000 square foot mansion."The three friends congratulated each other just asThe fourth returned from the restroom and asked:"What are all the congratulations for?"One of the three said: "We were talking about the prideWe feel for the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?"The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a livingDancing as a stripper at a nightclub."The three friends said: "What a shame... What a disappointment. "The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed.He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't doneToo badly either. His birthday was two weeks ago,And he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion,A brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes fromHis three boyfriends"Around lunchtime Sheryl left school and headed for home, crying because her first period had started and she had no idea what it was.The girl's teacher was reluctant to get involved, so she suggested Sheryl talk to her mom.She was walking home when she ran into little Johnny."Why are you crying? Asked little Johnny."I'm crying because I'm bleeding," she replied."Give me a look," said little Johnny.She lifted her skirt and showed him."Fuckin' hell!" said little Johnny. "No wonder you're bleeding, some bastard's cut off your cock!"</blockquote>

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