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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064158123" data-attributes="member: 14320">Having BreakfastA couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at thebreakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fiftyyears ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.''I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked asa jaybird fifty years ago.''Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'Mynipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.''I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffeeand the other is in your oatmeal.'9999A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me,madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know thatyour dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!"said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, thenback up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see downthere is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"9999Lionel takes Freda to their doctor for a check-up. After the doctor finishes examining Freda, he takes Lionel aside and says, "I don't like the look of your wife at all.""I don’t either, doctor," says Lionel, "but she's really very good with the children and she’s a great cook."</blockquote>

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