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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064153381" data-attributes="member: 14320">Bull ServiceA rancher needs a bull to service his cows but needs to borrow the moneyfrom the bank. The banker who lent the money comes by a week later tosee how his investment is doing. The farmer complains that the bull justeats grass and wont even look at the cows. The banker suggests that aveterinarian have a look at the bull.The next week the banker returns to see if the vet helped. The farmerlooks very pleased: "The bull has serviced all my cows, broke throughthe fence, and has serviced all my neighbor's cows.". "Wow," says thebanker, "what did the vet do to that bull?". "Just gave him some pills,"replied the farmer. "What kind of pills?" asked the banker."I don't know," says the farmer, "but they sort of taste likepeppermint."-----------------------------------------------A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry arespectable convent girl, untarnished with the sins of contemporarysociety.After the wedding service, the bridal couple had to drive through themore unsavory areas of the city on the way to the reception. "William,what are those women doing leaning against lampposts?" "Oh, those arejust tarts who hire their bodies out for sex at fifty dollars a time.""Wow, fifty dollars!" exclaimed the bride, "the monks only used to giveus an apple!"AnniversaryA husband and wife are celebrating their 50th anniversary. That nightthe wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same sexy littlenegligee she wore on their wedding night. She looks at her husband andsays, "Honey, Do you remember this?"He looks up at her and says, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that samenegligee the night we were married."She says, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me thatnight."He nods and says, "Yes dear, I still remember.""Well, what was it?" she asks.He responds, "Well honey, as I remember, I said, "Ohhhhhhhhh Baby, I'mgoing to suck the life out of those big tits and screw your brains out."She giggles and says, "Yes honey, that's it. That's exactly what yousaid. So, now it's 50 years later, I'm in the same negligee I wore thatnight. What do you have to say tonight?"Again he looks up at her and looks her up and down and replies, "MissionAccomplished."----------------------------------------------------A guy goes into a bar and notices a gorgeous young woman in the tightestpants he's ever seen.The guy can't help asking, "How does a person get into those pants?She smiles. "Well, you could offer to buy me a drink first".</blockquote>

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