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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064108665" data-attributes="member: 14320">Join The Fertilizer Club - Free!This letter is being sent to you because we know that you are critically interested in the condition of your lawn. This is a fertilizer club that will not cost you a cent to join! Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of the list and shit on their front lawn. You will not be the only one there, so do not feel embarrassed.Then make five copies of this letter and send them to five of your friends who appreciate a good lawn. Add your name to the letter. You will not get any money or checks, but within one week , if this chain is not broken, there will be 9,126 people shitting on your lawn. Your reward will come next spring when you will have one of the greenest, most beautiful lawns in the neighborhood.Mrs. Harry Butt - 236 Corn Cob AlleyMrs. Smelly B. Hind - 475 Diarrhea WayMrs. Apple Crop - 1422 Enema DriveMrs. Bigger Movement - 89 Rectum RoadMr. Go More Piles - 741 Hemorrhoid StreetMr. C. Howie Farts - Whistle Britches Ave.Mr. & Mrs. Charlie Springer - 2 Suppository LaneMr. & Mrs. Took A. Fizzik - 634 Running Loose LaneP.S. If you are constipated, pass this along to your neighbor. Don’t break the chain. One Man didn’t give a shit and lost his entire lawn. Best wishes for a greener lawn, and more fun at your lawn parties!!!Two guys are talking in a bar:"I came home early last night and caught my wife having sex with my best friend in our bed!""What did you do?""I grabbed my wife by the hair and said 'that's it, you're outta here' and threw her out of the house.""What did you do to your best friend?""I shook my finger at him and yelled 'bad dog! bad dog!'"Men & Women FactsMATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancySHOPPING MATHA man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICSA woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.HAPPINESSTo be happy with a man,you must understand him a lot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman,you must love her a lot and not try understanding her at all.MEMORYAny married man should forget his mistakes,there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.APPEARANCEMen wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.Women somehow deteriorate during the night.PROPENSITY TO CHANGEA woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.DISCUSSION TECHNIQUEA woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.========A boy and girl in the bathroom, the girl looks down at the boy and says"Can I touch it?" The boy replies, "No way, you already broke yours off!"</blockquote>

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