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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064092020" data-attributes="member: 14320">Dr. Seuss's Lesser Known Books1. The Cat in the Blender2. Are You My Proctologist?3. Fox in Detox4. Who Shat in the Hat?5. Horton Feels a Ho6. The Lemon-Fresh Lorax7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day8. Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil10. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the F*** Out!12. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert13. The Bitch Set Me Up14. I've Fallen---And I Can't Get Up!15. Yentl the Lentil16. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket17. Aunts in My Pants18. Hop On Mom19. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!20. Horton Fakes an Orgasm21. The Grinch's Ten InchesLittle Hillbilly Johnny-Lee asks his sister if she has started her period."Yes", quote she, "how did you know?""Hmm, I knew dad's cock tasted funny!"How do you circumcise a Redneck?Punch his sister in the jaw.What's the definition of a virgin hillbilly?A 12 year old girl who can run faster than her brothers!What do you say to a girl from Kentucky?Nice tooth!What do you call a hillbilly in a suit?The defendant.Why did the hillbilly cross the road?His dick was stuck in a chicken.What does a hillbilly say after sex?Get off me Pa, you're crushing my smokesWhacky Dirty Dafinitions:OVEN STUFFED ROASTER1. Type of chicken that is usually seasoned and baked for an extendedperiod.2. The unusual method of inserting your finger in the ass of yourpartner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure ismore effective from behind (see NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK).HIGH DIVE: /hi-div/1. Act of jumping out of a plane and free falling toward earth atnearly 200 mph.2. The skill of pulling your Johnson all the way out of your partner'shole, and in one motion, swiftly jamming it home again. Best used inCorn Hole technique, but dangerous.TEA-BAG: /tee bagg/1. A sack like structure containing flavored leaves that is attachedto a string and dangled in water to give it flavor.2. A sack-like structure containing my fat balls that is attached tomy massive unit and is stuffed into the mouths of young girls to makethem make a "wamuphm" like noise.3. v. Tea-bag(ing) the act of stuffing them with the sack filled with myfat balls.CLEVELAND STEAMER: /KLEEV-lund STEE-mrhh/1. A water-based merchant cargo vessel originating from a largeOhioan city near Lake Erie.2. (slang) The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a womanwhile receiving penal (that is, penis) pleasure from friction betweenthe mammaries. (see HAWAIAN MUSCLE FUCK and PASADENA MUDSLIDE)HOT KARL:1. A German man who just happens to be warm at the moment.2. The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the man who was justballs deep in her can. (see also CORN HOLE)HOT KARL CANDY CANE:1. A variation of the aforementioned in which the man who isreceiving oral cock cleaning gives the woman a reach around. (See alsoSHOCKER)DIRTY SANCHEZ: /dur-TEE SAN-chez/1. a filthy hair-lipped Mexican peasant.(Garrett)2. (A variation of the "Dirty Juanita") The act of fingering achick's cornhole, and wiping the remaining detritus on her upper lipwhile screwing her from behind, thus leaving a trail of shit moustachedacross her visage.TOPEKA DESTROYER: / TOE-pek-a d'stroi-yrr/1. An ironclad American warship fabricated in the poorly placedshipyards of Central Kansas.2. The act of vomiting directly onto your partner's head whilereceiving fellatio. (See COLD LUNCH)CAJUN HOT STICK: /cage-in hot sti-ck/1. A spicy meat stick.2. The act in which the cock is taken out of her pooper (see alsoCAJUN LOG) and slathered in the pool of dip spit in the small of herback and then re-inserted.RIM: /RIM/1. the outer often curved or circular edge of something.2. The outer often wrinkled and dark brown edge of the shit shoot.3. v. Rim(ing) the art of exploring this prune-like orifice with yourtongue (see also "ANAL TONGUE DARTS")Bruce's AssBruce comes home one day and says to his lover,"Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stuck up my ass. Could you check it out for me?"His roommate lubes up his finger and shoves it up Bruce's ass.He feels all around, and says, "I don't feel anything."Bruce says, "Trust me, there's something up there. Try lubing up your whole hand and checking it out."So his roommate lubes his whole hand and sticks it up Bruce's ass.He feels around, and then pulls out a Rolex watch.He says, "I found your problem. There was a watch stuck up your ass."Bruce starts singing, "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.Two necrophiliacs are walking down the street when they pass a funeral home. One turns to the other and says:"Hey, you wanna go in for a couple of cold ones?"Little Suzie is sitting in a barber shop, eating a Hostess snack cake while the barber cuts her hair.A customer passes by and says, "Sweetheart, you're getting hair on your Twinkie."Little Suzie looks up with a big smile and said, "I know, and I'm getting tits, too!"</blockquote>

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