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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064052088" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Rough Sex Facts</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Body: Giving .........head. ...... Massages the jaw....while burning 32</p><p>Calories.</p><p></p><p>Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it</p><p>Whitens your teeth</p><p></p><p>The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than</p><p>Mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.</p><p></p><p>Having nice sex burns 358 calories.</p><p></p><p>Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.</p><p></p><p>Take off her clothes:</p><p>With her consent..... ......... ......... ..12 cal</p><p>Without..... ......... ........187 cal</p><p></p><p>Take off her Bra:</p><p>With two hands....... ......... ......... .8 cal</p><p>With one hand........ ......... ........12 cal</p><p>With mouth....... ......... ......... ....85 cal</p><p></p><p>Put on Protection:</p><p>Hard ............ ......... ..... 6 cal</p><p>Soft........ ......... ......... 315 cal</p><p></p><p>Foreplay:</p><p>Looking for target...... ......... ....8 cal</p><p>Finding G spot ............ ......... .92 cal</p><p>I don't F***ing care........ ......... ....0 c</p><p></p><p>Entry:</p><p>Holding her......... ......... 12 cal</p><p>On the floor....... ......... .8 cal</p><p></p><p>With Different Position:</p><p>Missionary.. ......... ......... ......358 cal</p><p>Doggy....... ......... ......... ..316 cal</p><p>69 lying....... ......... ......... ......286 cal</p><p>69 standing.... ......... ......... .......512 cal</p><p>Italian hanger...... ......... ......... .912 cal</p><p></p><p>Orgasm:</p><p>Real........ ......... ......... ......112 cal</p><p>Faking...... ......... ......... ........315 cal</p><p></p><p>After "O":</p><p>Lying in Bed......... ......... ......... ..18 cal</p><p>Hop off the bed......... ......... ......... .36 cal</p><p>Wondering why she left pissed off......... ..816 cal</p><p></p><p>Get dressed:</p><p>Quiet and calm........ ......... ......... .32 cal</p><p>Rushing..... ......... ......... ..98 cal</p><p>Heard her boyfriend opening the door........ .....1218 cal</p><p>Heard her dad at the door........ .....1942 cal</p><p>Her mom walking in.......... ......... ......... ..Priceless! !!LOL</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064052088, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Rough Sex Facts[/COLOR][/B] Body: Giving .........head. ...... Massages the jaw....while burning 32 Calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it Whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than Mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes: With her consent..... ......... ......... ..12 cal Without..... ......... ........187 cal Take off her Bra: With two hands....... ......... ......... .8 cal With one hand........ ......... ........12 cal With mouth....... ......... ......... ....85 cal Put on Protection: Hard ............ ......... ..... 6 cal Soft........ ......... ......... 315 cal Foreplay: Looking for target...... ......... ....8 cal Finding G spot ............ ......... .92 cal I don't F***ing care........ ......... ....0 c Entry: Holding her......... ......... 12 cal On the floor....... ......... .8 cal With Different Position: Missionary.. ......... ......... ......358 cal Doggy....... ......... ......... ..316 cal 69 lying....... ......... ......... ......286 cal 69 standing.... ......... ......... .......512 cal Italian hanger...... ......... ......... .912 cal Orgasm: Real........ ......... ......... ......112 cal Faking...... ......... ......... ........315 cal After "O": Lying in Bed......... ......... ......... ..18 cal Hop off the bed......... ......... ......... .36 cal Wondering why she left pissed off......... ..816 cal Get dressed: Quiet and calm........ ......... ......... .32 cal Rushing..... ......... ......... ..98 cal Heard her boyfriend opening the door........ .....1218 cal Heard her dad at the door........ .....1942 cal Her mom walking in.......... ......... ......... ..Priceless! !!LOL [/QUOTE]
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