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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063993239" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Wedding NightDavid was going to be married to Jenn, so his father sat him down fora little chat. He said, "David, let me tell you something. On mywedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handedthem to your mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.' She did andsaid, 'These are too big I can't wear them.' I replied, "Exactly Iwear the pants in this family and I always will." Ever since thatnight we have never had any problems."Hmmm," said David. He thought that might be a good thing to try.On his honeymoon, David took off his pants and said to Jenn, "Here,try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large.They don't fit me." David said, "Exactly, I wear the pants in thisfamily and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."Then Jenn took off her pants and handed them to David. Shesaid, "Here, you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get intoyour pants." Jenn said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will."They lived happily ever after.*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸, *¤º°`°º¤* ,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*A lesbian goes for her annual physical. After the ob/gyn completesthe physical she says, "Well, you seem to be in perfect health, Icouldn't find a thing wrong in my exam. Furthermore, I'd like tocompliment you on your excellent personal hygiene. I have hundredsof patients, and I can't think of a one of them who keeps her genitalarea so clean and fresh." The patient says, "Well, there's aperfectly good reason for that, you see, I have a woman in threetimes a week."More Cum Swallowing TipsWhen my man comes in my mouth I always swallow. My technique is simple: I have my man put his cock inside my mouth as far as possible and give him a nice head job until his cock swells up and he can't hold it anymore and he comes in my mouth. There is no pulling his cock out when he starts to come because I want it all, every last drop of cum. After he pulls his hard cock out of my mouth, I show him his cum in my mouth before I swallow it. Sometimes I will spit it in my hand and then lick it off my hand, or spit it into my coffee cup - makes my coffee taste 100 percent better. One more thing, too - instead of jam or butter, I spread cum on my toast - delicious and no calories!- JJ, U. S.ZZZZZI find it easier to swallow if I give the blowjob upside down. (Head hanging over the side of the bed, or if you have gravity boots, these are ideal.) This makes it just slide right down your throat with no thought required.- Laura, CharlestonZZZZZDiet is the answer. A few years ago, when I was smoking and drinking like hell, it was easy to guess how it tasted from the expression of my partners. I quit smoking, drink lot less, do sports, eat huge amounts of protein and healthy stuff. I happened to taste my cum (it was an accident, folks) and man, I'm happy for the women who taste it - they won't crave candy anymore.- James, L. A.ZZZZZWhen you feel your man about to come (usually tightening up or a moan or grunt) put his cock to the back of your throat so you don’t need to taste or feel the texture of the cum. -Jackie, N. Y.ZZZZZSwallowing cum is mostly psychological.The thought that cum is an excrement tends to make it seem dirty or unhealthy. Just remember this as you taste cum - it is the purest of pure. It has to be to make little babies. Also, guys need to remember to keep their cocks and crotches clean. Just like a pussy that's been well fucked over a period of time, if the cock isn't kept clean, it will smell unenticing.- Doug, U. S.ZZZZZI barely tried swallowing because of one bad taste experience, but now I always have a glass with Coca Cola ready. After swallowing I drink some cola and it really helps getting rid of the aftertaste.- Joyce, Holland</blockquote>

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