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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063962889" data-attributes="member: 14320">Little Johnny In ClassOne day, Johnny was sitting in class when the teacher came in. Sheannounced that they were going to play a little game where she would saya letter, and she would pick one person in the class to say an animalthat started with that letter.So first the teacher said the letter "C", and there were several kidswith their hands raised, but Johnny was jumping up and down, so theteacher thinking, "Oh no, not Johnny" picked on Susie. Susie said,"Cow."The teacher said very good. Next the teacher said the letter "S". Therewas Johnny jumping up and down trying to get the teacher to call on him,but instead she called on Billy. He said "Snake". Good she said.Next she called out the letter "R", and once again there was Johnnyjumping up and down, in the aisle to get the teacher's attention. So theteacher thinks to herself, "I can't think of anything bad that startswith an 'R'", so she calls on Johnny."A Rat..." Johnny says, spreading his hands about 12" apart, "with a bigfucking dick this long."~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~How are women like snowflakes???They are all beautiful.They are all different.They can be cold as ice.But they'll all melt when they land on your tongue.~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~With all the cold weather and snow we are getting lately, here's animportant tip that'll save you some time and money:Q: How do you turn a washing machine into a snow plow?A: Give the bitch a shovel and send her outside.Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visither grandmother, when suddenly The Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behinda tree."Ah-ha....," The Big Bad Wolf said, "Now I've got you and I'm going toeat you!""EAT! EAT! EAT!..." Little Red Riding Hood said angrily, "Damn it,doesn't anybody fuck anymore?"No PantiesThere is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest iswalking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.He then calls the girl and gives her $50 and says "Little girl, take this money andbuy yourself some panties as it is not good to walk around without any panties on."The girl then goes home and gives the money to her mother and asksher mother to buy panties for her. When the mother asks where the girl got themoney from, the girl explained what happened. Upon hearing how the girl got the money,the mother rushes to her room, whips off her panties, and puts on one of hershortest dresses and runs out to the church.As soon as the mother sees the priestcoming, she begins to walk up the stairs. The priest then notices the lady and calls her down.The woman not wanting to show that she is expecting anything walks back to thepriest very calmly. The priest then gives the lady $1 and says,"Take this money and for God's Sakes, buy yourself a razor!"-===(A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, andfinds a stranger fucking his wife. He says, "What the hellare you two doing?"His wife turns to the stranger and says, "Didn't I tell you what astupid shit he is."-===(Mrs. Speidell, who was a little on the chubby side,was at her weight-watchers meeting . "My husband insistsI come to these meetings because he would rather screw awoman with a trim figure." she lamented to the woman nextto her."Well," the lady replied, "what's wrong with that?""He likes to do it while I'm stuck at these damn meetings."-===(Young Jimmy was taking confession when he told the priestthat he was having impure thoughts about his sister."Is this a sin, Father" he asked.The priest nodded and said, "Yes Jimmy, indeed it is asin. Look at the two beautiful brothers you have."</blockquote>

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