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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063940176" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Laws Of Reality</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Law of Mechanical Repair:</p><p>After your hands become Coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.</p><p></p><p>Law of the Workshop:</p><p>Any tool, when dropped, will roll To the least accessible corner.</p><p></p><p>Law of the Telephone:</p><p>When you dial a wrong number, You never get a busy signal.</p><p></p><p>Law of the Alibi:</p><p>If you tell the boss you were late For work because you had a flat tire, the very next Morning you will have a flat tire on the way to work.</p><p></p><p>Variation Law:</p><p>If you change lines (or traffic lanes), The one you were in will start to move faster than the One you are in then.</p><p></p><p>Bath Theorem:</p><p>When the body is fully immersed in Water, the telephone rings.</p><p></p><p>Law of Close Encounters:</p><p>The probability of meeting Someone you know increases when you are with someone</p><p>You don't want to be seen with.</p><p></p><p>Law of the Result:</p><p>When you try to prove to someone That a machine won't work, it will.</p><p></p><p>Law of Biomechanics:</p><p>The severity of the itch is Inversely proportional to the reach.</p><p></p><p>Theatre Rule:</p><p>At any event, the people whose seats are Furthest from the aisle arrive last</p><p></p><p>Law of Coffee:</p><p>As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot Coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which Will last until the coffee is cold.</p><p></p><p>Murphy's Law of Lockers:</p><p>If there are only two people In a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.</p><p></p><p>Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:</p><p>The chances of an Open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a Floor covering are directly correlated to the newness And cost of the carpet/rug.</p><p></p><p>Law of Location:</p><p>No matter where you go, there you Are.</p><p></p><p>Law of Logical Argument:</p><p>Anything is possible if you Don't know what you are talking about.</p><p></p><p>Brown's Law:</p><p>If the shoe fits, it's ugly.</p><p></p><p>Oliver's Law:</p><p>A closed mouth gathers no feet.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063940176, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Laws Of Reality[/COLOR][/B] Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become Coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll To the least accessible corner. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, You never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late For work because you had a flat tire, the very next Morning you will have a flat tire on the way to work. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), The one you were in will start to move faster than the One you are in then. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in Water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting Someone you know increases when you are with someone You don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone That a machine won't work, it will. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is Inversely proportional to the reach. Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are Furthest from the aisle arrive last Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot Coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which Will last until the coffee is cold. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people In a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an Open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a Floor covering are directly correlated to the newness And cost of the carpet/rug. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you Are. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you Don't know what you are talking about. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet. [/QUOTE]
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